CLEVELAND, Aug. 8—Science magus Jaque Blacksheer had another breakthrough in psycho-kinetic telepsis today when he raised a man’s still-beating heart outside of his chest. The subject did not die, nor did his heart rate increase.

When asked what it felt like, Dern, Magus’ subject, replied, “. . . the way I looked at my own heart (today) was a way not composed in fear or with hate, but with sheer indifference. I almost didn’t care.”

One of the nurses reportedly fainted during the act.

“I guess this is what the future looks like, huh Jaque,” Dern was heard saying

The subject’s heart has yet to be put back into place.