Behemoth Ice Floes Level Majority of Andes Mountain Range

CHILE, Oct. 23—St. Peter’s Glacier, which has been wreaking havoc since its detachment from Antarctica’s main body, Carskadon, collided with and demolished most of the Andes mountain range early Friday morning.

Imperator Rejikav of the UW has sent out transmissions to all colonies regarding aid to neighboring zones warning of further destruction from St. Peter.

Unilateral Tidal Report indicates large tropical currents stemming from middle Pacific may reach South America’s eastern seaboard as early as Tuesday.